Me

Yes, this is me, age ten. I had
just secretly pocketed a giant cookie from
Stella Rickwa's baking powder display
in the Science Exhibit at school.
The teacher asked sternly,
"WHO ATE THAT COOKIE!?"
None of my classmates ratted on me,
probably because I offered
to share it during recess.
No one partook of the contraband, however.

OK, it's not a truly great collage,
but it is a truly true story.