Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Cold

I HAVE A COLD AND I AM NOT IN MY HAPPY PLACE! Should I take Tylenol? Aspirin? Where's the chicken soup? My head is going to blow! Excuse me while I look for the Kleenex...

Friday, January 8, 2010

The Happy Chef Resolutions

Tis the New Year, and I have resolved to cook healthier foods, eat smaller portions, exercise more, watch TV less, give money to charities, find more work so I can give money to charities, and save the world.

According to the newspaper this morning, resolutions made for the new year only last on the average, 6 weeks.

Well, FINE THEN, I guess I'll just forget about it all, saves me a lot of trouble.